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Don’t go to a fancy restaurant with movie director.

They’re always making a scene.

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1. Why are priests called father?

Because calling him daddy would blow his cover.

2. I'm furious that I can't write out 1, 1000, 51, 6, and 500 in Roman numerals.

In fact, I M LI VI D.

3. Yo mama so fat last time she farted 2 Japanese cities got famous

4. Today 15 girls asked me to go out.

(I was in girl's washroom)

5. There’s a big irony in being a gay pescatarian

I don’t eat sausage but I love fish

6. Yo mama so old, she knew all the Touhou characters when they were actually as young as they looked.

7. Yo mama so ugly...

Her portrait looks like an ordnance survey map!

8. What's the difference between a beer and a abortion?

I've never forced a woman to have a beer.

9. I was gutted this afternoon when my wife told me my 6 year old son wasn't actually mine.

She then said I need to pay more attention at school pick up.

10. What can six men do, that three women can’t?

Piss in a bucket at the same time.

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